Are you ready, kids?
KIDS: Aye, aye, Captain!
I can't hear you!
Aye, aye, Captain!
♪ Oh... ♪
♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
Ready?
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
♪ SpongeBob Squarepants ♪
♪ SpongeBob... SquarePants! ♪
( Captain laughs heartily )
( plays flute tune )
( waves crashing, seagulls calling )
( sizzling )
( loud buzzing )
( all pop to life and commence buzzing )
( pop )
( buzzing )
KRABS: SpongeBob. SpongeBob!
Wake up, boy! You're burning me money!
( stammering )
( alarm sounds, SpongeBob yelps )
Mr. Krabs, what do we do?
Here, use this.
( grunts )
( clang )
( flames whoosh )
( both whine in fear )
( blowing frantically )
( teeth chattering )
( imitating fire alarm )
( gurgling )
Hooray! Hooray!
( steam whistling )
( sizzles )
SpongeBob, come into me office.
What's wrong, boy?
Well, I...
This is the fourth time this week
I've had to scrape you off of something.
Well, I've been thinking.
We need to get you thinking about work.
No offense, Mr. Krabs, but I've been thinking
about giving up my cold industrial life
in favor of a more natural
and free life among the jellyfish.
( laughs heartily )
( laughter echoes )
Ah... SpongeBob, you wouldn't last
even one day in the wild.
This is your natural habitat.
This is your wide-open range.
These are your amber waves.
And this... oh, this is your golden scepter
with which you rule!
That's better than nasty old jellyfish, right, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob?
Oh, I can too last more than one day.
I'll show him.
Aw, barnacles!
SpongeBob, wait.
( screams )
Oh, he'll be back, all right.
He'll be back.
And Squidward,
I want you to have my can opener.
And I thought this friendship would never pay off.
Are... are... are...
are you sure you want to give me this mayonnaise?
It's all yours.
And these old phone books?
All yours, old friend.
Patrick, there is one more thing
I want you to have.
( gasps )
( glass breaking ) ( panting with excitement )
Ol' reliable?!
( sobs )
Howdy, y'all.
Hey, SpongeBob, you having a garage sale?
No, Sandy, I'm giving up my material possessions
to live in the wild with the jellyfish.
SpongeBob, of all the crazy schemes
why would you want to live among the jellyfish?
They're cold and mean and none too bright.
Oh, oh, Sandy, that's exactly the response I would expect
from someone who lives the sham of a life
I once lived.
I'll prove I don't need this stuff to be happy.
Maybe someday you'll wise up and join me.
Good-bye.
( pop )
I won't be needing these.
Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz...
He took off his pants.
I'll give him a week.
I'll give him 11 minutes.
Patrick sad!
I'm... home.
I'm home! I'm home!
I'm home, I'm home, I'm home, l'm home, I'm home, I'm home
I'm home, I'm home!
( sudden buzzing )
Brothers and sisters, wait for me.
( buzzing )
Buzz, buzz-buzz.
Okay, I'm here.
Wait, I just got here.
My jellyfish instincts tell me to go...
( slurps )
( pops )
...that way.
♪ Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz... ♪
( jellyfish buzzing )
( chomping )
( gags )
Mmm, this is the life.
Hey, everybody, buzz, buzz.
Buzz to you.
Buzz, buzz.
Nice current today.
Hey, what's the buzz?
Hello, I'm JellyBob... and you are...?
( electricity crackles )
Uh... nice to meet you.
( sniffing )
Mmm.
Here, Patrick, have a Krabby Patty.
( choking up )
There he is, Patrick.
Say your line.
"Why, thank you, Sandy.
"I would love one.
"(take patty).
"Too bad SpongeBob isn't here.
"These are his favorites.
"I sure wish he'd come home.
(take a bite)."
I can't do it!
SpongeBob!
Come back!
Patrick, I'm not coming home.
I miss you.
Sandy misses you.
Even Squidward misses you!
Whoopee!
( lively Latin music playing )
I'm happy here.
This is my home now.
( Sandy grunting )
( sobbing )
SpongeBob!
( buzzing )
Hey, everybody, I'm back.
I think I'm getting the hang of this.
( panting heavily )
Patrick, what are you doing?
If I can't have you as a friend, I'm going to make you a trophy.
l even picked out this nice jar for you.
Patrick, go home.
I'm a jellyfish now.
( gurgling cry )
( panting )
( meows )
( continues gurgling cry)
PATRICK: I can see you there.
I still see you.
You're going to look good on my mantel.
Friends forever, SpongeBob!
( panting slowing down )
Ahh.
I got you now, SpongeBob.
( straining )
Patrick, no!
( SpongeBob panting, Patrick yelling)
( grunting )
Okay!
So this is the way it's going to be.
I hope you're happy.
( groans )
Well, that's over.
Back to jellyfish matters.
( drip )
Mmm, jelly.
( buzzing )
Ah, my jellyfish brethren are returning.
Greetings, comrades.
( electricity crackles. SpongeBob screams )
( screaming )
Ow! Ooh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ooh! Ow! Ow...
Being a jellyfish sure is fun.
Buzz... buzz...
( crack )
Buzz.
( shivering )
( pop )
( resumes shivering )
Hey!
Ew, I'm itchy.
Itchy... why am I so itchy?
( screams )
Poison sea urchins.
Ow, ow, itch, itch, itch, itch, ow
ooh, ow, ow, ow, itch, itch, itch, itch, itch, itch...
Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz,
buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz,
buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz,
buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz...
( thud )
( muffled ): Krabby Patties.
Buzz...
( sniffs )
Buzz...
( sniffs )
Sandy...
Buzz, buzz, buzz...
( sniffs )
Buzz, buzz, buzz...
What have I done?
I had a great life and friends, and I gave all of that up.
ALL: Welcome home, SpongeBob!
You guys are the best.
I made a huge mistake.
Please forgive me.
Ah, quit your blubbering and have a Krabby Patty.
Don't mind if I do.
And I'll see you at work
first thing tomorrow morning.
Aye, aye, Captain!
SpongeBob, do us all a favor...
Don't mind if I do.
( snaps pants loudly )
Ta-dah!
Aw.
Okay, that's enough.
( growls affectionately )
( all ooh and ahh )
( meows )
Could we please stop this?
Patrick itchy.
ALL: Ooh! Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh!
It is great to be home!